Last night I decided to venture out and visit the Sexapalooza convention at Landsdowne Park. It SUCKED! It was like visiting a Classixxx store, only bigger, and without any good toys.
There was some glass toys there, and I wanted one; however, they were so small they could have fit into my cock slit. Why? I'll tell you why.
The toys were all "entry level" and boring. The entire event was geared to the "straight crowd." and to the "uninitiated." If this thing was run by fags, it would have been AWESOME.
Speaking of fags, Mr Ottawa Leather (Mike Tattersal) was there, keeping busy in the "flogging" section. It was soooo lame. A fat chick and some really, REALLY old dudes flogging each other. The flogging was so gentle and passive, that I wanted to PUKE. It made me angry!!! Now don't get me wrong, I'm not into beating people senseless, but c'mon let's see some pink!!!
I WASTED $45.00 last night on SUCKS-A-PALOOZA.
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