Celebrity Hook-Ups

We all have celebrity hook up fantasies don't we? I sure do.

My number one is Matt Rogers, sigh, Matt. He's a big, burly, football playing sexy bear, and he sings! I'm kind of like Jamie Lee Curtis in A Fish Called Wanda. You know how she gets turned on by men who speak Italian (or Russian). I get turned on by big sexy bears who can sing. What can I say, it's just my thing.

Nick Frost is my number two, and I don't mean that he's a piece of shit. He is one sexy hot poppa bear. Is he gay? I don't know. I sure would like to believe that he is. I wonder if he can carry a tune?

Oh, I just saw a video of him flushing cake down the shitter. ROTFLMAO!

If by some chance I run into him at an airport, I think I will throw myself into him and end up with my face in his crotch. Classy move don't you think?